From their promo email which apparently caused a bit of a panic from some people who thought their site really did get hacked-
Brian Van Hoose here. Sorry to interrupt. I hacked into the KenzerCo linux server (secure my A$$) and got this list of potentially interested parties. I worked up a deal with the KenzerCo interns where they slide you some product that's been "accounted" for (heh, heh Bob - good luck waiting for that delivery) and I get a little kickback.
Here's what we worked up.
Phone in, fax in, or place an order on the webstore at www.kenzerco.com. If you order a certain amount of physical product (softcovers and hardcovers, you know, not those PDF e-books) AND mention "Brian's special deal" in the comment box, my buddies can slip some extra stuff into your order. Of course, the more you order the more stuff they can slip into your package.
Order $20 or more and you get one of these:
- two issues of KODT from the following list: 54, 56, 57, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 68, 72, 74, 77, 78, 81, 82, 83, 88, 89, 90, 91, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99
- OR d20: By the Sword
- OR SoloQuest: Brothers by Blood
'Course I got more. Order more and ya get yer pick from above plus other choice items I had 'diverted' from Weird Pete's shipment:
$50 or more gets the above plus TWO of these:
- two issues of KODT from 100-133
- HM4th: Isle of Death
- HM4th: Dead Gawd's Hand
- HM4th: Hacklopedia - your pick of one volume: 2, 3, 4 or 7
- HackMasters of Everknight TP
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Player's Primer
$100 or more gets the above plus TWO of these:
- one issue of KODT from 134-149
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Atlas hardcover
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Campaign Setting Sourcebook hardcover
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Dangerous Denizens hardcover
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Svimohzia hardcover
- Tech Support
$125 or more gets the above PLUS a special item (this might be one of the KenzerCo guys' throwaway possessions like one of Jolly's dice, autographs, designer game notes and stuff like that) AND both of these:
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Gnomes & Kobolds hardcover
- Kingdoms of Kalamar: Elves & Bugbears hardcover
Be sure to put yer picks in the webstore comment box (you'll see it as you checkout) or the intern will just give you something from the list at random. And don't go asking for other stuff not on the list, 'cuz Mark keeps an eagle eye on the inventory and he'll know if something else is missing! If yer interested, make yer purchase in the next 2 to 3 weeks before Dave Kenzer gets wind of it and shuts my little black-op down!
I was kind of befuddled by the panic that email caused lol
Yeah, it was pretty funny but I can see how people would get fooled by it. We’ve been trained by the internet to be paranoid.